To His Excellency Mr. Anwer Gargash from an Average Pakistani!

Posting here as received on WhatsApp. Writer anonymous: 

To,

His Excellency Mr Anwar Gargash,

Minister of State for Foreign Affairs,

The United Arab Emirates.

Dear Mr Gargash,

All of us Pakistanis are in receipt of your expression of outrage over the decision of our sovereign Parliament, to NOT bend over this time, grab our ankles, and allow a conflict with which we have no connection whatsoever, to pummel us senseless.

Your dire warning of “grave consequences” has left us all shaken. Terrified. We’re literally quaking in our f***g boots. Now, we will no longer be able to enjoy your largesse, probably. No more swanky residences in Jumeirah, I guess. No more penthouse apartments in Burj Khalifa, either. Probably no more visits to the Dubai Cup, or the Desert Classic. Wait…I just remembered. NONE of those things applies to the lives of a vast majority of Pakistanis, anyways. It applies, at best, to the handful of political cronies, stooges, and yes-men of yours who have ruled our blighted country over the ages. Whew. Thank God. Your thinly-veiled threat of “grave consequences” doesn’t matter the SLIGHTEST f*** to the majority of us, after all.

The few of us who HAVE visited the Middle East, have been duly received with scorn, disdain, and disrespect…as if we were borderline untouchables. So, in a way, I’m glad that you’re showing off your ugly – and very REAL – side to all of us. Before this announcement of yours, we were actually in two minds as to whether we mattered to you as “Muslim brethren”. I think no one amongst us harbours any such illusions, any longer.

In a way, I am glad, too, that our young men will no longer be able to build your glittering cities, our toddler children will no longer race your smelly f***g camels, our womenfolk will not act as your maids, our people will not perform duties as servants and lackeys, and generally, do all those duties – as bonded labourers – that you and your ilk are incapable of doing, simply because you’re lazy, smug, self-aggrandising, pompous, inefficient, incapable, and have actually no clue about how much you’re derided, scorned, and made fun of. Clearly, the lack of intellect that prompted your personal vitriolic outburst, comes into play in us formulating a poor f****g opinion of you, and others like you. So…good riddance, Sir. Have a nice f****g day.

Sincerely…an Average Pakistani.

P.S. Lay off our endangered wildlife too, you b***ds.

P.P.S. That last line was from an Average Houbara Bustard of Pakistan.

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14 thoughts on “To His Excellency Mr. Anwer Gargash from an Average Pakistani!

  1. mohib khan says:

    This seems to be like pying someone in the same coin wish it was not so; Please give them a little allowance after all he is simply a rich camel driver

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  2. Tahira Jabeen says:

    Ahhh..this is so deeply reflecting of the reality of how we feel for them and also an eye opening for the common countrymen/women who fail to distinguish between being treated as slaves or equal. Needs to translated in urdu for the local consumption. It is equally important for Pakistani to read this so that they learn to respect themselves. Reading it might boost their self esteem. Well-done, a thunderous applause…I am so glad that am in living in an era where we have thoughtful sane souls like Marvi, Raza Rumi, Haris Khaliqu, Tahira Abdullah, Farzana Bari and like minded to defend and stand up for humanity irrespective of geography, color, cast, ideology and gender. So proud of you all.

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  3. Mohammed Khalid says:

    WE DO NOT WANT TO JUMP IN OTHER PEOPLES WARS.OUR ARMY IS ALREADY ENGAGED IN FIGHTING TERRORISTS BOTH AT HOME AND ABROAD, FIGHTING WITH INDIAN INFILTRATORS AND BORDER SKIRMISHES.FURTHER MORE DID ANY ARAB COUNTRY COME TO OUR AID IN TIME OF NEED?

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  4. Khan says:

    I am surprised that Sheikh Mohammad Bin Rashid Al Maktoum, ruler of Dubai and Prime Minister of UAE is quite on this issue. I thought he is very diplomatic and wise person. If you need somebodies help then you have to be HUMBLE not aggressive.

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  5. Saud Ul Haq Siddiqui says:

    Listen guys. It is simple. These Arabs cant fight and they know. So who else but Pakistanis.So His Excellency tweeted to threaten us of dire consequences. Why is he mum now? The gop has not yet received any official comment so far for this Camel rider turned minister’s clarification.
    Saud

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